The Beginning
My dad taught through stories. Every lesson was a convoluted comparison of the current situation to some other situation.
Modern day parables in a way.
Unfortunately, I've come to do the same. Instead of getting to the damn point, I see some kind of relationship to something else and spend too much time thinking of the "something else" rather than focusing on the point at hand.
I thought I'd write them down and told my wife I was going to start a blog called "Analogies", knowing full well that in this day and age that name must already be taken. It was. She suggested I change the last part to "geez" since she's subjected to quite a few of them and doesn't apparently see the wisdom and insights therein.
Analogeez. The "anal" kind of jumps out at you. Anal? O geez. Takes on a different meaning.
Anal OG's. My gangsta take in the same direction.
Settled on Ah-nalogies. Gets rid of the rectum and hopefully imparts the revelation aspect of how awesome these thoughts are.
Modern day parables in a way.
Unfortunately, I've come to do the same. Instead of getting to the damn point, I see some kind of relationship to something else and spend too much time thinking of the "something else" rather than focusing on the point at hand.
I thought I'd write them down and told my wife I was going to start a blog called "Analogies", knowing full well that in this day and age that name must already be taken. It was. She suggested I change the last part to "geez" since she's subjected to quite a few of them and doesn't apparently see the wisdom and insights therein.
Analogeez. The "anal" kind of jumps out at you. Anal? O geez. Takes on a different meaning.
Anal OG's. My gangsta take in the same direction.
Settled on Ah-nalogies. Gets rid of the rectum and hopefully imparts the revelation aspect of how awesome these thoughts are.
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